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Piston Cup Racer Cars Fan Posts: 91 11/12/09 06:55:00 |
Your drawing looks great! Here's a joke for you:
Q: What kind of car does Luke Skywalker drive? A: A Toy-Yoda! 
 
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Posts: 1106 11/21/09 20:19:24 SUPER CARS FANATIC |
Got these from an Angelfire site and modified them to fit the Cars world...
Q: Why does Chick Hicks never hit the wall? A: The wall doesn't have any numbers on it. Q: How can you tell when a Piston Cup fan is watching a Formula One race? A: When he taps you on the fender and asks "Are we watching qualifying?" Q: If Johnny Blamer and two other cars were in a boat and the boat sinks, who would be saved? A: Half the cars in Sunday's race.
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- Disney Pixar Cars - The Toys
- Pixar Cars Diecast Check List
- Cars Minis Check List
- Recent Finds
- Pics from casadellatires500
- The Drive-In
- Al Oft the Lightyear Blimp
- Andrea
- Axel Accellerator
- Barney Stormin'
- Bessie
- Bob Cutlass
- Boost
- Bumper $ave (90)
- Buzz
- Charlie Checker
- Chick Hicks (86)
- Chuck Manifold
- Chuki
- Clutch Aid (121)
- Costanzo della Corza
- Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (8)
- Darrell Cartrip (17)
- New Forum
- Dinoco Crew Chief
- Dinoco Helicopter
- The Dinoco Pitty
- DJ
- Doc Hudson
- Dustin Mellows
- Dusty Rust-eze
- Easy Idle (51)
- Easy Idle Pitty
- Edwin Kranks
- Elvis
- Faux Wheel Drive (54)
- Ferrari F430
- Fiber Fuel (56)
- Fillmore
- Flo
- Fred
- Gask-its (80)
- Gasprin (70)
- Greta
- Guido
- Hamm
- Hank "Halloween" Murphey
- Hostile Takeover Bank Crew Chief
- The Hostile Takeover Bank Pitty
- Jay Limo
- Jerry Recycled Batteries
- Kathy Copter
- The King - Strip Weathers (43)
- Kori Turbowitz
- Leakless (52)
- Leroy Traffik
- Lightning McQueen (95)
- Lil' Torquey Pistons (117)
- Lizzie
- Luigi
- Macintosh (84)
- Mack
- Mario Andretti (11)
- Marco Super Fav18
- Mater
- Mia and Tia- The Miata twins
- Mike
- Milton Calypeer
- Mini and Van
- Mood Springs (33)
- Mrs. The King
- My Name is Not Chuck
- N2O Cola (68)
- N2O Pitty
- Nitroade (28)
- No Stall (123)
- No Stall Crew Chief
- No Stall Pitty
- Octane Gain (58)
- The Octain Gain Pitty
- Patty
- Petrol Pulaski
- Pizza Planet Todd
- Polly Puddlejumper
- PT Flea and Flik
- Race Official Tom
- Ramone
- Red
- Retread (79)
- Re-Volting (84)
- Rev-n-Go (73)
- Richard Clayton Kensington
- RPM (64)
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- Rusty Rust-eze
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- Sheriff
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- Shifty Drug (35)
- Sidewall Shine (74)
- Skip Ricter
- Snot Rod
- Spare Mint (93)
- Spare Mint Crew Chief
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- Sputter Stop (92)
- Stacy
- Stanley
- Sulley
- Sven- The Governator
- Tach-o-Mint (101)
- Tank Coat (36)
- Tank Coat Crew Chief
- Tank Coat Pitty
- Tex Dinoco
- Timothy Two Stroke
- TJ Hummer
- Tow
- Tow Cap (4)
- Tractor
- Transberry Juice (63)
- Trunk Fresk (34)
- View Zeen (39)
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- Vitoline Pitty
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- Woody
- Yeti- The Abominable Snowplow
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